Then this happened.
Man. Monster. Avenger. Conqueror. Killer. Saviour.
Genius. Mindless Raging Beast.
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
I died during this part
Here I sit
Patiently waiting for her to come out
black widow: the name of the rose; quotes
I couldn’t remember how I had arrived at that dark place. The last thing I recalled was going to a student’s house, a nubile young thing whose beauty stoked the fires of my aging passion.
"How did I get here?" I said quietly, distantly to myself. This dank cave was no place for an esteemed professor of English literature, the most glorious and noble of all the Earth’s tongues.
There was a pool of water, and I washed my face in it. Staring at my reflection, I noticed a cast to my eyes, as if some great thing were floating upon their surface like a person could float upon the Dead Sea.
Suddenly, there she was. My student. The soft, ivory tone of her flesh still stirred something within me.
"You are here," she said cryptically. Something was wrong. Her… curves were in all the wrong places. There, in the darkness, it was as if the contours of her youthful body did not conform to the Euclidean laws of the universe, bending and twisting in ways out of the corners of my eyes. Her head tilted to the side and that mouth opened, revealing teeth and eyes far within…
She wasn’t like other girls, I thought, screaming.
ok but this is marvelous
Reblogging again because that was fucking beautiful
Asgardians don’t know about Beyoncé.
#this just occurred to me#like Thor is watching tv with Darcy who is watching random music videos#Who Run the World starts to play#and Thor is like#’Who is this fierce warrior? She leads her troops in a such rhythmic way.’#Darcy’s like#’ Holy crap you don’t who Beyoncé is’#she plays all the albums in her itunes and let’s him watch the Super Bowl performance#and Thor’s mind is settled he must go to a concert#long story short Beyoncé is the first Migardian singer to perform on Asgardian soil#spoiler alert: she’s a huge success#spoiler alert 2: Asgardians are like ’ HOW DID WE SURVIVE SO LONG WITHOUT THE SONGS OF WARRIOR GODDESS BEYONCÉ???’#spoiler alert 3: Sif plays ‘Who Run The World’ as she dives in to battle with her all female army’#’ IN THE NAME OF BEYONCÉ!’ she’ll scream#’BEYONCÉ!’ Sif’s female army will yell back (via ororosmunroe)